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Yeh me too actually, he might be bust sorting out the people on his list.
Some \m/ TANKARD \m/
Puke
Drink! this beer is for my health
And have a couple more
Drink! Until the beer is gone
And pass out on the floor
Puke! Puke! I drank too much
Vomit on the chair
Puke! Puke! I drank too much
Even in my hair
Drunk! The room is spinning
It's turning round and round
Drunk! My stomach let me know
As I fell to the ground
Farewell To A Slut
Coming home 6 a.m. had a night of excess
When she opened the door I puked on her dress
She says that I'm lazy - a cooser and fool
A longhaired drunkard, no good at all
She wants me to work but work makes me sick
All that I want is a cunt for my prick
You damned whore - I'm sick at all your shit
You damned whore - I'll bury you in a pit
Hell what should it do with such a bum slut
Too stupid at love, to ugly to fuck
Hiding and scolding boring all night
The longer it lasts the worse it becomes
You damned whore - I'm sick at all your shit
You damned whore - I'll bury you in a pit
She screams and complains drives me crazy all day
If she says one more word I'll blow her away
I'll cut her to pieces I'll beat her with chains
I'll dip her in acid till nothing remains
Now I'm free here in jail getting drunk on my beers
Fuckin' wardens all day for the next 20 years
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