[ItsAlive75]

So I stopped by my friend's house last night because she just moved in and was throwing a party. Much to my suprise, there was a crap-ton of people there, it was packed.

I'm hangin' out, and all of a sudden this girl comes up to me and goes, "Hey, didn't I have a class with you 3 years ago?" And I just stood there.

First of all, this girl was in an accident or something. It looked like someone stood on opposite sides of her and punched her face at the same time, because it was all smushed and stuff. If you've ever seen the Clayface episode of the animated Batman cartoon series, you'll get what I mean.

But on to the point. Don't you hate when people you obviously don't know bring up some weak friendship or bond from years ago? We're obviously not gonna become friends again (if we were at all), so why do that?

Uhh... yeah, didn't I see you at Guitar Center 4 years ago when you got those new strings?

What?