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Old 08-19-2005, 07:12 PM
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Why fish are assholes...

So me and my roommates bought a giant fishtank for 500 bucks. We bought all the little stones and fake leaves, filters and blah blah blah... ran up to around 800 bucks for it all.

So then we had to buy fish. We got a catfish, a knifefish, an algae eater and a Tiger oscar. The tank gets filled, we toss the fish in... and the first thing they do is fight. I mean FIGHT! They were supposed to get along (thats what the clerk at PetLand said), but they were ripping each other apart. The tiger oscar killed the algae eater, then killed the knifefish. The catfish fought for a while, but I guess they got tired so they stopped.

And I realized... Fish SUCK. Like, they suck hard. You can't pet em', they eat a lot, they do whatever they want and they fight just for the hell of it.

So... here's my point. We're tired of the threads talking about unity on this thread, who wants to hear that anymore right? There's a lot of different people here, we're not ALL gonna get along. But that's NO reason to say this site is falling apart. I'm not saying we have to get along, I'm not saying we need a clean slate. This is still a great site and there's still a lot of great people here.

And shit... at least we're not fish.
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