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Originally posted by The STE
I was coming out of the shower, slipped and fell penis-first on the floor
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ouch...yeah same thing happened to me!two weeks later they had me in rehab doing cock push-ups.
but seriously.two broken ribs(the worst).broken nose in a fight and broken right ring finger trying to catch a football drunk.
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how 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served inna dirty ashtray?
Budduskey:i am the motherfucking shore patrol,motherfucker!i am the motherfucking shore patrol!give this man a beer.
"Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman.
"Get stuffed!" replied the Harlequin, sneering.
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