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Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
Thanks, I'll be sure to bring extra $$$ since MoonlitMeadow and I will definitely soil the fuck out of them sheets!!!! :D
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Hotel Rates as follows:
1 stain in middle of double sheet - $9.95
2 stains on double sheet - $17.19
3 stains plus on double sheet - $ 25.42
Spilled Lubricants on double sheet - $19.81
Scat Stain on double sheet - $65.05
Totaly soiled double sheet - $33.47
Shredded double sheet - $40.71
Defaced double matress (incurs full matress replacement) - $452.40
All quoted prices due tax @ 6% plus Service charge of 2% (does not including maid servicing).
Enjoy your Stay.