[Babygurl20]

A soon to be wed man is painting his bedroom when he falls and breaks his dick (don't ask). Well, he goes to the doctor and the doctor says "We're gonna have to put a cast on it". The soon to be groom says "but I get married tomorrow, and I won't be able to make love to my wife on our honeymoon." The doctor says, "well, I'll put a slint on it then." So he does. The couple gets married and on their honeymoon night his virgin wife walks up to the bed and slides down her gown exposing her breasts and says to her husband "you see these breasts, nobody has ever seen them but you." Well, the husband is getting a little aroused by now, then the wife pulls down her gown to the floor and looks at her husband and says "you see this pussy, noone has ever seen it but you." By that time the husband just throws back the cover and says "that ain't shit baby, my dicks still in the crate!!!!" :D