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Naw, I ain't no cat...I'm a hyoomin!
I just like cats because they're cheaper to hang out with than people. Think about it! You know how expensive gas is nowadays...who doesn't, right? Well, maybe you don't wanna drive across town or farther to see some friend no matter who they are. And maybe you don't want to spend money on some overpriced designer coffee or pay a ridiculous cover charge at some trendy crappy club. But there are some weird, nervous cats that live in the alleyway, and they are willing to exploit you for dishes of tasty food. So you do a deal. You let them into your apartment, and pretty soon, they are destroying your furniture because they know they can do whatever they want. Sounds cool huh????
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