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Ok I would have to lose the leg but only from like the knee down so then I could have a pegleg like Capn Ahab, then I could gouge out an eye and then have the whole pirate thing going. Then I could get me a schooner and raise the Jolly Roger and terroize cruise ships and shit. I could be like an undead pirate like on the Black Pearl.
Seriously, when I was 4 I bit the end of my tongue off, I was standing up in the back of my parents car riding down the street and we hit a bump and I bit the end off, this was in the early 70s before car seats and most cars didnt have rear seat belts and it wasnt mandatory that you wear one. Mom told me there was alot of blood, and that they sewed it back on, how I dont know.
And in case you were wondering it hasnt effected my love life, probably made it better,LOL.
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