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Here goes.
My asshole bosses brother in law works at the dealership I work at. The fucking guy isnt qualified to fix a ham sandwich let alone a VW.
Anyways one of the car lifts was up in the air without a car on it and this moron walked right into it and banged his head but good.
I asked him if he was OK. He said yea he wasnt watching were he was going. And then I got pissed at myself for even asking the guy because I would like to filet him and hang him in a tree.
So I said thats too bad and started laughing at him which is what I should have done in the first place.
I guess seeing someone in pain isnt funny unless I am the one inflicting it.
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