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I heard that he wants to ban all non-Canadians, men under 40, women over 25, people who have long hair, anyone who owns a dog over 30 lbs, people who wipe from side to side, people who use electric tooth brushes, Wiccans, Shriners, milk maids, any woman who looks like the St. Pauly Girl, and old ladies who thump the melons in the produce aisle at the local Winn Dixie.
Seriously Cheers to you Urgeok.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory.
3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead.
I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet.
I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed.
The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone.
Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead.
Forgive your enemies......after they are slain.
The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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