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There is 3 kinds of sex in a marriage.
House sex-when your first married you have sex in every room of the house.
Bedroom sex-after you have been married for a while you only have sex in the bedroom
Hallway sex-you walk down the hall bump into each other and say "FUCK YOU"
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory.
3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead.
I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet.
I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed.
The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone.
Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead.
Forgive your enemies......after they are slain.
The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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