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In "Zombie College," the guy goes out for a walk at night to get his girlfriend a brownie-cake and he gets bitten by a girl zombie. Not too much later, he transforms into a zombie himself. He tries to hide this fact from the girl, but finally has to confront her with it. There was some exchange that went something like,
GIRL. (sob) Was...was she pretty?
GUY. No! She was a horrible ugly monster!!
GIRL. (sob) Then why did you LET HER EAT YOUR BRAIN???
Anyway the girl loves the zombie guy so much that she lets him eat HER brain and turn her into a zombie, and then they both eat each other's brains because that's how zombies express their affection for each other.
Hey, I don't make this stuff up.
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