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Old 08-07-2005, 07:17 AM
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Yes, but do you enjoy being fucked? I mean, a hot poker up the ass, or a large human with thick rubber gloves sticking their hand so far up your rectum that they are actually able to pull out your intestines from your butthole?

Let's consolodate, shall we?

Lets have a red hot spiked thick poker with a hook on the end. Let's shove said instrument up your ass, burning and searing your colon. Let's then hook your intestines to our flaming spikey large poker and yank them out a la the ancient Egyptians removing the brain of a corpse.

Damn:D I must have been Elizabeth fuckin' Bathory in my former life.:D
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