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Re: murder in the 4th
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Originally posted by No Face
i once killed a man with only a band aid, tin foil, and a vhs tape. it was like magic. first, i taped his mouth shut with the band aid. then, i made him watch the tape on hypnotyzing and made him think he was a suicide-gorilla. then, with the foil, i made him think the sun was in front of him so he ran into it, hoping only to die. little did he know, there was actually a highway interpass in front of him. then he died and i came out on top and victorious. :confused:
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and then you fucked your father in the shower and had a snack
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