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Drive it like you stole it.
When being pulled over by the man, refuse to answer questions. Consult with council. Call the officer "Comrade"
Drive in the left lane.
Tailgate
Get a hacksaw and cut your exhaust off just below the mainfold.
new cars suck. Recycle old cars
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory.
3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead.
I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet.
I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed.
The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone.
Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead.
Forgive your enemies......after they are slain.
The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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