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Old 08-05-2005, 10:00 AM
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Here's a quickie death:

Blonde Bimbo gets caught by masked killer. He takes her to his house, which we'll call the Death Factory (you do the math.) So, he walks through the house with the blonde still struggling. Soon, they get to the room the killer wanted to go to. We see a lot of hooks. The killer puts the bimbo on one, but only slightly so she can't escape or die. Then, he pulls a crane (I know, it sounds corny. Deal with me here though.) and she starts moving forward. Then we get a nice shot of a whole cage full of spinning, razor-sharp blades. Bitch starts to scream, then goes into the blade cage. Now, blood and guts are falling everywhere. Shortly, the blonde comes out of the other end of the cage, and all we see is some bloody flesh here and there and the rest her bones.

I know, it's corny. But, aren't most slashers corny anyway?
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