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When a man bites another man's ear off, it's not really done "allegedly".
I mean seriously, you can SEE the guy bite you right in the ear, its not even a question.
Dude, you bit my ear off.
Allegedly.
No, not allegedly. I just saw you bite my ear off. Look, you're still chewing on it.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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