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Old 08-04-2005, 06:28 AM
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Generic Noob Form

As a public service to all Noobs, i have come up with this form to save you typing.. that way you can get to the forums and start posting sooner:




Hi, My name is : ______________ (insert name of favorite horror character here - or if you want to look really cool, use something a little more obscure)

I love Horror movies - my friends all think i'm F***ed up

(you cant cuss until you've been posting for 9 months)

I am also into : A) Metal B) Goth C) Metal-Goth D) Polka

I heard you guys like to Bash Noobs. Bring on the damage, you homos, i can take it - i've quit better forums than this.
Actually you guys all suck donkey dick.. i'm leaving and i wont be back until i'm bored again.





Alternate Form :



I'm just here to spam my shit.
No introductions needed .. after a brief barrage of flames and a couple of weak attempts at a defense, i'll be gone.
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