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I read the first couple pages and then skipped to the end. so, sorry if I'm going off-subject by being on the subject.

I know a girl who was MARRIED to a guy for a year before she let him see her without makeup! she'd wake up early to put her shit on, then go to bed after he did. they've been married for almost 5 years now, and they STILL don't fart in front of each other! and they dated for about 3 years before they got married!

I, on the other hand, am not quite as squeamish. however, this one time me and this girl were in that "about to hook up" stage once, and she farted in her sleep (it was a kinda slumber party type deal where a bunch of people from out of town were staying in one place). after that, it was over before it ever began. but once I'm with a girl for awhile, it's no big deal at all. the girl I'm with now I've been seeing for about 3 years and we fart in front of each other all the time.