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Joels' Journal and Fart Filled Fact Book describes the following... To paraphrase:
The "Girls don't Fart fart"
This is a mean one! It's stinch can peel paint from cars and knock little birds out of their nests. It will singe the hair form your nose. This is one dangerous fart!
Be careful around Women that say they don't fart. If they actually don't, then she is not human, but a walking, talking act of terrorism, because it will...eventually explode!
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Reality...who needs it!
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