[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Alright...
This is sooooo crazy, but I'm going to rant about it anyway. If it offends/bothers any of you...I apologize...however...it's 2 AM, so here goes.

Why do girls pretend that they don't fart/$h%t/stink etc? ;)

I was talking to a friend of mine today, and don't even ASK how we got on the subject...but anyway ;)

She was telling me that she's never farted in front of her boyfriend, and that she'll leave his house if she has to take a Sh%t before she'd ever do it at his house...she doesn't want him to KNOW that she does any of these things! They've been together for 3 years, and this just boggles my mind.

I was like...WTF?? I asked her why she cares so much....and she's like "OMG, I would NEVER let him know I do that!!" and I was like..."DON'T YOU THINK HE KNOWS??? It's no SECRET" And she's like "Well, a lady has to have some mystery about her"....;)

This is so ridiculous to me. I can't imagine hiding that stuff...if somebody's going to be grossed out by a girl b/c she farts then that's really their problem. ;) I can understand maybe not doing those types of things in the beginning of a relationship...b/c everyone is on their best behavior...but after 3 years???

Anyone have any thoughts on this? If not, I'll understand ;)

Just hope she doesn't blow one out of her ass while you have your beef log 10 inches deep in her terd tunnel :eek:
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