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Originally posted by The_Return
I bet this guy played Polybius as a kid.
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Polybius? I bet he sat home with his fucking mom playing tiddleywinks all weekend. What a fuckin' douchebag!
I'm sure all the pedophiles just line up at Target every time a new Sims expansion pack comes out so they can "practice" their craft at home. :rolleyes:
This guy needs to get laid... BADLY! My guess is that he's a 40 year old virgin that's very bitter with the world in general. (Kinda like Comic Book Guy or Principal Skinner on The Simpsons or something...)
He can't find anything better to do with his life than complain about pixelated nudity encoded on video games that can only get accessed by an informed handful of gamers. Doesn't he realize that by calling all this attention to this stuff, more people are going to want to try it out to see what the hype is about? I know I do.
Hey maybe the next GTA game should have an attorney character named Jack Thompson and one of your missions could be to beat the living fuck out of him with a wooden bat while his wife watches weeping before kidnapping his daughter and turning her in to one of your whores.