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I have an idea, go to a local park and set up all your furniture just like you would in your apartment. Then just live there like you were in your apartment.
Act like everything is normal and what you are doing isnt totally deranged.
The cops will be understanding I am sure and put your stuff in storage for you and then they will give you a nice place to sleep for a few days.
After the few days call mom and tell her you are in the poke. She'll come bail you out. If not call me and I will do it.
Why would I do that?? Because if you are crazy enough to follow my advice, then you deserve at least that much from me.
Make sure you take pictures.
It worked for the stooges it will work for you.
Good luck:D
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