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I woke up on Christmas day during the winter of 1992. I had asked for a new bicycle, a ten speed. I wanted one so bad, everyone else I knew had one and I felt alone without one. I didn't want to be an outcast from the rest of my friends. I ran down the stairs and attacked each present, tearing the paper off one gift at a time. After ten or so boxes, I discovered there was still no bicycle. I was near tears, I was ready to break down and cry in front of my entire family. It was at that time that my father sat me down and told me...
You print off pictures of men and paste them on your wall then talk to them like they're your boyfriends.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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