07-23-2005, 11:42 AM
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No, fuck YOU
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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Re: Re: Hello
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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I was competing for the Iowa City athletic games, and I always dreamed of winning the 100 meter dash. I trained really hard, almost five hours a day, every day, for three months. I followed a strict diet, worked out, ran and took dietary supplements. My time finally came; I was so nervous, but I was ready. The gun fired and I took off, passing up everyone around me. Well, it turns out I won by a landslide and they presented me with my trophy in front of everyone. I was so proud as I looked down at the inscription...
It said you saw a guy taking a shower and you think about it when you're alone, then you think about touching yourself.
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LMMAO
Dude.... You´re sick!!:p
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