Moving Out and Learning the Art of the Street Urchin
So I have to move out of my apartment on the 26th of this month (July, duh) by 10:45 in the morning. But here's the thing... I can't move in to my new apartment until the 30th of said month. That means I have 4 days to do something somewhere that isn't my home. I'll have all this furniture and crap sitting in the street and I don't have money for a locker or anything, then couple that with the extra money I'll have to pay over my deposit which is most likely gone from damages... bah.
So I started thinking. I'm sure its been done before by documentary makers and writers alike, but I'd love to just live on the street for a week (which might happen anyway). You know, live under a bridge, spend money on bottles of Old English, get scurvy...
The plus side is I wouldn't have to worry about money problems or any social trends whatsoever. Obviously not having any money would be a good reason not to worry about it, but social trends... who cares what kind of hairstyle is in? The new cd that came out? The fall lineup at American Eagle? Psh, I live on the fuckin street! I brush my teeth with a dirty Kleenex! Man, it'd be sweet to be street urchin hobo trashy piece of shit.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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