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Originally posted by hellboy
The last girl I took to the zoo....................................They kept.:confused:
They said they'd never seen a speciesc of monkey quite like that before.:p
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Thats funny the last time I went to the zoo, I left with a girl...........well I think it was a girl.
She was all hairy, I just figured she was European.
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