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I've never considered making a coffin...But, I HAVE seriously considered buying one...For a very simple reason...
I HATE TO WASTE MONEY!!!
What's the point in spending a couple thousand dollars on something to bury in the ground?...I would rather get some use out of it first...
Use it as a coffee table (sans zombie :p)...
Use it to store things in...Maybe blankets or keepsakes...Then when you die, they can take all of your things out of it and keep them to remember you by, then just throw your dead body into it:D
Hell...Maybe even sleep in it...They put all that padding in it, and a pillow too!...I'm sure I won't be able to appreciate all of that when I'm DEAD...
Anyway...My point is...I'd rather use it for SOMETHING, than just waste it for nothing...
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
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