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Here's what you do...
Hire me for five dollars and I'll sit in your driveway in full chainmail armor, holding a giant broad sword. Once they pull into the driveway I'll just start screeching like a woman and waving this sword around.
If that doesn't work... uh... just buy a gun and start shooting.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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