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Originally posted by meetthecreeper
This is what you should do, smear Karo syrup with red food coloring all over your face and make sure to put plenty on your clothes.
When they pull into the drive run out the door screaming bloody murder. Something to the effect -THEYRE ALL DEAD THEYRE ALL DEAD-run up to the car and jump on the hood and scream hysterically through the winshield.
It helps if you can splash a little blood on the window, or if the driver or passenger window is open, splash a little on their faces. Make sure you warm the Karo in the microwave, careful dont get burned.
MMMMMMMMM warm blood
That ought to get them to stop that shit. Or leave your car at the end of the driveway for a few days, that usually gives them the message.
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LMAO!! That would probably do the trick ;)
I've thought about doing the car thing...but I'm afraid that they're so used to using my driveway, they wouldn't even see the car and they'd just plow through it...I get the impression that when they're leaving at 3 AM they're a little...drunk...so, I'm not sure I want to subject my poor civic to that :p