LMAO...The funny thing about this story is...I have a LOT of relatives in Dry Ridge, Kentucky (about 40 miles from my house)...And people should KNOW that you don't go kicking down doors in 'Redneck Territory'......Especially at 5 O'Clock in the morning!...Hell, you'd get shot just for KNOCKING on somebody's door at 5am...HaHaHa
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
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