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Well...I can't think of anything REALLY funny...But, I have one that's 'kinda' funny......
I was going to Media Play so my sister asked me to pick up a Rabbit Reader Computer Program for her 4 year-old daughter...She said, "Keep the receit because I need it for a $5 rebate"...So, I took her the receit and the Rabbit Reader...She looks at the receit and says..."*sigh* I can't send this in for a rebate to a preschool computer program company"...I asked, "Why not?"...She replied, "Sissy...This receit says 'Rabbit Reader, Gates Of Hell, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre"....lol...
So WHAT?!.....Damn, she's such a prude...lol
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
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