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HaHa...Another one just happened...
We just got back from getting ICEEs...I noticed that our cups had game pieces on them, so it went like this:
Me: Hey guys, peel that thing off your cup and see if you won anything
Seri: Mine just says something about a cruise...What can you win that's good?
Me: Oh...Nevermind...It's just a thing for Cannibal Cruises....
Seri: Mom...I think your brain is messed up...
Everybody: *laughing*
Of course...I meant to say, "Carnival Cruises"
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
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