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I went with a few friends to a frat party (guh), and my best friend's girlfriend (who's an idiot asshole) threw a beer can at some guy's head when he wasn't looking (she was drunk). Nobody knew who threw it, and all these frat guys were going apeshit tryin' to figure it out.
So I cleared my throat, took a step to the side, and pointed right at her. They chased her and my buddy out of the house, and the rest of us got to drink the night away.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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