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Old 06-29-2005, 09:58 AM
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Originally posted by Haunted
Butter is better tasting, but it's also high in fat and cholesterol, so I'm going with sweet cream by Land o Lakes. I think it's a margerine butter blend.

Canola oil or Crisco?
Canola oil

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