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Originally posted by bloodrayne
Umm...Is this during a sex act?...lol...Sounds like it to me...heh...I'd choose the 'suspension with hot oil';)
Jalapenos or Cayenne Peppers?
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Jalapenos
Having your skin peeled off with a potato peeler or have your skin removed with a Black and Decker power sander....being operated by Bob Vila.
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The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone.
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Forgive your enemies......after they are slain.
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