[jay o2 waster]

Man tonight was a funny night. I am at work, its about 11:45 p.m. I work at wendys by the way and we close at midnight. so we are getting shit ready for close. This girl i work with was going to hang out in the parking lot and get drunk. So Im in a hurry to get out fast. Its all going well until i hit my elbow on the corner of a stainless steel counter thing. I didn't think nothing of it. but to be sure it wasnt bleeding i asked the girl to checke it out for me. here is how the conversation went:

Me: Check out my elbow Laurn.

Laurn: Your going to need stitches.

I thought she was joking until blood starting jushing down my arm. so i go sit down with a towle and try and stop the bleeding. She goes and gets the manager and i tell him what happened. He said I should be fine. But if it dont stop bleeding i'll need stitches. 30 minutes and 5 towles later they finish closing and it still hasnt stoped bleeding. My Manager called the store's General Manager and asks where to take me for stitches (cause the store has a certin medstation for their insurance.) he hangs up the phone. and calls me in the office. shuts the door and says: Now this is veryimportant. I'm like ok what. If we go and get this stitched up through workmans comp, Wendys requires a drug test....


oh shit..

me and my manager both know thats not gonna be happening. So i am left with the option of telling my mom what happened and ........why i cant use wendys insurence.


so i call home and tell moms what up. (went better than i expected) well she tells me to go to the emergency care and just give them my social security card and our insurance info will come up. well on the way me, my manager and laurn stop at a gass station and i realized my cut wasn't bleeding as bad. so we decide that in a last ditch effort before driving alllllllllll the way to the hospital we would try super glue... (im still looking forward to getting wasted btw.) Did'nt work too well so we went to the hospital. we get there and the docter said that the super glue will do just fine. no need for stitches.

FUCK FUCK FUCK...