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Originally posted by urgeok
i"m seeing it with molly beavers, the half paralyzed dwarf ... i can get her in for childs admission and she can scramble around on the floor if i drop my popcorn - so i wont miss any of the movie.
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So your the one she blew me off for:mad:
When you meet someone online and go out on a date my rule of thumb is (actually its rule of wrist) if she is wearing a skirt and a lot of makeup, I have to stick my hand up there.
If I dont grab hold of a tree trunk :eek: the date can continue.
This actually happened to a guy I used to work with, but they were a little farther along on the date :eek:
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