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Old 06-22-2005, 04:24 PM
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Originally posted by urgeok
no contest - i win before this thing gets started.

force him to listen to celine dion all day - then just when he thinks you've stopped ... force him to listen to that cher song (do you believe in love)...

then back to celine again.
Oh I got that beat, I got that beat *rolls up sleeve* I would force him to listen to Mariah Carey do one of her shrill scales that sound like someone skinning a cat, then I would make him listen to Whitney Houstons "I'm every woman'' and then follow that up with "Achy Braky Heart" Billy Ray Cyrus, put it all on a continous loop and force him to watch endless hours of Jerry Springer, Sally Jesse, and Ricki Lake.

If that doesnt make him want to swallow his tongue, we can always make him watch the 700 club and listen to Kristi Lane for hours on end.

Now that makes ME want to blow my brains out.
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