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Rarely does the Creeper ever leave the serenity of The Shire and head into Mordor, but for a horror convention such as this I have to.
Plan on getting a hotel room for the nite, not that I will be needing it. Your all invited to help me trash the hotel room as long as we put it on a stolen credit card.
They have a late nite drive in movies screen set up in the parking lot, course you have to bring your lawn chairs, there is no room for cars to be parked there.
Look for me. I will be the longhaired guy that looks like a combination between Lemmy and Rob Zombie. No doubt I will be wearing black, a cowboy hat and a shirt that says WWCD. You can figure that one out on your own. I will not be signing autographs, unless your a hott vampyress model.
I may or may not be drooling over Adrian Barbeau (soo me I spelled her name wrong) I may or may not be intoxicated and I will defin. be carrying a weapon of some sort, probably something sharp.
My mistress will be with me, you will wonder what a beauty like her is doing with a monster like me, I often ask myself the same question.
I may invite you to my room for a human sacrifice, you can be the guest of honor.
Might as well live up to the Christian Rights idea of a Witch.
You have more than a month, make plans now. If you live less than an 100 miles away from Shitcago you have no fukin excuses.
Almost forgot,its a mile and a half from Ohare airport and if you are stupid enough to fly (didnt you see Twilight Zone the Movie?) I may or may not come pick you up:p