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I used to NEVER use 'inappropriate' language until a few years ago when I started hanging out with mostly musicians....It wears off on ya.....The foul-mouthed fuckers...
OH...My mother still can't get used to hearing me cuss...If I say, "shit" in her front yard she has a fit...I get, "I can't believe you're talking like that, what's wrong with you?...You never used to do that...Shhh, the neighbors are gonna hear you" Dustin absolutely LOVES that last part...As a matter of fact, we were at my mother's house 2 weeks ago, standing in the front yard, I had an itch, and I turned to Dustin and said, "OMG...I just scratched my ass in mom's front yard...What if the neighbors saw me?!...And OMG...I just said 'ASS' TOO!!!"...Dustin sprayed his pop out of his mouth...and all over my shirt...LMFAO!!!
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
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