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Hello and welcome to MeatShake
Hi, how are you there?
I am doing meaty good
Yeah...
Well, may I take your order
Yeah, my wife would like a shake
Okay, what flavor do you want? We have chicken, pork or steak
Huh?
We also have our special of the month Turkey Jerky, so which one will it be?
Mmhh - I think that you misheard me
Oh?
Maybe I spoke too soft or you just didn't listen...
You said you want a shake?
Yeah, but then you mentioned chicken?
Uh-huh, or steak or pork or Turkey Jerky
Right, I'm confused
Oh, I see you're not familiar with ingredients we use - First we take a measure of the sweetest dairy creams, combine it with your meat of choice, along with cheese and beans
We mix it in a juicy batter, then we heat it up And add the secret syrup, then serve it in a cup...
Yuck! That sounds disgusting!
I see you're not excited, but wait until you tried it, you'll want it in your diet
Nuh-uh
It's a warm and tasty way to eat your daily beef and it's very, very smooth, you don't have to use your teeth. It's kinda like the food a pregnant women gives her fetus
It builds you up and makes you strong
People really eat this?
We've served a half a million and they've all been satisfied
We're expanding new locations and they're growing nationwide
But back to the shake
Okay
All you have are meats?
Uh-huh
What about chocolate, strawberry or peach?
Well, we do have vanilla...
!Now that sounds delicious!
...But it's Vanilla Ham, we only make it during Christmas. Maybe you'd be happier to go across the street
You could eat at Veggie Hut where they don't use any meat. They play world music so it's perfect for a hippie
You can talk about communism,
meat-hating sissy!
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