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Originally posted by newb
Which reminds me...did i ever tell the story of the time i was on like the second date with this girl,and for some odd reason,i thought it would be funny if i stuck a junior mint up my nose.When i tried to pull it out it broke,so I'm sitting there with white mint dripping out of my nose.The only way to dislodge it was by putting my finger on the unobstructed nostril and blowing really hard out of my nose.As the mint flew across the room i kinda figured this would be the end of this relationship.Lucky for me she thought it was pretty funny and 20 something years later and four kids, here we are.
The moral of the story is...if your having relationship problems...try sticking a junior mint up your nose.:)
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way funnier had you shoved it up your ass !!!
especially the 'blowing it out' part :D