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were gonna try really hard to get a good roommate, preferably an older (30s or so), gay male, mayhbe with a desk/office/puter job, on account i think that would be easier to deal with. we dont want a ton of parties either
anyway. striaght up, if they want to fuck with my food dude, were gonna start emptying out condoms and swiping used q-tips onto everything.
he told me about his friend who woudl bring home whoppers all the time and someone would always eat em. so finally he came in one, put it back, and when he checked it had been eaten. so he went up to all his roomie and siad 'to whoever ate that whopper, i fuckin jerked off in that thing' and just left
GENIUS!
my first year of college i was roomies with my best friend freom 5th grade. no problems at ALL. this one dude i was dating a few months back had a gay roomate, althou he wasnt all too flamboyant we had our suspicions. but he was fuckin bomb, very clean, very fiendly, didnt fuck with food, etc etc.
but yeh, his sister is fuckin ghetto. she has a 10 year old daughter and yet no food in the fridge. then i roll in and all of a sudden she thinks shes on a free ride.
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