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Innapropriate things said during movies
Okay, to get a laugh sometimes, i have said some pretty off-color, just plain wrong things during movies. Usually at home with freinds, but not always. here are a couple:
During the Bone Collector, when we find out who the killer is, and he says that since he was a cop in prison, he was getting bum-fucked every single day he was there, I loudly asked if that was why he was called the "Bone Collector". i thought i was hilarious, but my wife didnt seem to. or she hid it very well.
While watching Airforce One with some freinds, president Harrison Ford makes his daring escape from the crashing plane at the end. now, my friends and I had been playing the 1-up the other guy game all night.
So, harrison gets pulled onto the other plane, and my freind said "Jesus, for that his wife should give him a hummer."
So I said "That was so good, his daughter should too."
I was announced the winner for the night. i was actually able to offend 2 people who normally offended everyone else.
Obviously, it was just a joke. a realllllly bad joke. :0
Anyone else do this?
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