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There was an informercial for an outdoor bouncing pit that was trying EVERYTHING to sell the stupid product.
"With the bouncing pit, you'll know EXACTLY where your child is! He won't be running into the street or talking to strangers!"
"It's so light! If you use it indoors, you can literally lift it up and vaccuum under it!"
"The bouncing pit is so safe! You could literally unload this shotgun INTO the bouncing pit, and your child would come out almost UNHARMED!"
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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