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Originally posted by Vodstok
in public.
1 quart angry honey bees.
inserted into specially designed pants. the beeds start at the ass, and their only path is through the taint, to the genitals, then out the front.
Follow-up. Asuuming the perp isnt allergic to bees and has already died, the same pants are then subjected to a quart of brown recluse spiders. perp is shaken violently.
time is given to see if the poison kills the perp, or if it jyust cause necrosis. if necrosis takes effect, perp gets number of years equalling the number of spiders and bees that lived. once the time runs out, he is hooked up to a pneumatic device that pulls his limbs in opposite directions and left until dead. if he doesnt come apart, he is left to starve and dehydrate. device is prefereably in an area with a lot of sun.
If perp does not die or contract necrosis, his genitals are then smashed repeatedly with a ball-peen hammer. This continues unabated until the perp dies, wether from exposure, trauma or blood loss.
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my problem with all of this is tax payers expense.
just find the cheapest way to do it.