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Now How In The Hell Did That Get THERE?
What's the weirdest place you ever found something that you'd lost?
One time, when I lived in Alabama...My mother couldn't find the newspaper...We looked everywhere...Later that night, we found it in the freezer...Apparently, when she had come home, she was in such a hurry that she had put the newspaper in the freezer, which then explained why the ice-cream was on the coffee table...
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
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