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Yeah, but a vampire with AIDS? It would be like if somebody shot me with a paintball. I'd just be like, "What the hell are you doing?"
I'd wanna be a vampire actually, it beats being a caveman and I could TOTALLY use my powers to gather up the ladies like McNuggets.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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