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Mufasa dies in the Lion King.
In Signs, the aliens are allergic to water.
In The Matrix Revolutions, just about everyone you like dies.
The "Mean 'Ol Neighbor" in the Sandlot turns out to be nice. And blind.
In Secret Window, Johnny Depp actually turns out to be nuts, and he was the one who was actually killing everyone.
Gothika turned out to be an immensly gay movie, and Halle ended up pissing me off so much, I couldn't even focus on her hottness.
In Finding Nemo, the little fish has a retarded fin.
In Psycho, Norman Bates, the nice hotel owner, is actually also off his rocker. He's the killer. Surprise!
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